Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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