We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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