Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
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There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
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I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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