I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Randomize
