like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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