did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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