Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
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I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
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You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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