Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
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I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
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Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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