I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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