That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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