So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Girls should come with a carfax report
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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