I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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