watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
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I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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