My sheets look like a crime scene.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
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I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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