We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
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when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
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That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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