There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
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i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
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She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
soo... how was my night?
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