i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
He kissed a someone with a penis
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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