If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
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i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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