Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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