So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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