she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
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Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I currently don't understand fingers.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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