You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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