Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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