That's when you crack a 10am beer
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
What a dumb baby whore.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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