Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Let's paint friendship bongs
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
