Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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