Cold hands, warm shart.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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