Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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