so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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