I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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