is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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