you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
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I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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