Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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