Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Randomize
