never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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