oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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