Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
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She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
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