Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
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They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
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Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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