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• (260): View more from Indiana

  I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her

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• (909): View more from California

  WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in

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• (510): View more from California

  but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not

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