This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
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You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave