Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
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You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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