He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm gonna fight the coyote
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Randomize
