So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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