She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
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Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
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Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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