i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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