Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
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