listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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