Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
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I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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