I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
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Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
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Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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