There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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