Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
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I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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