we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
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I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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