Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Randomize
