Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
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I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
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maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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