ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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