Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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